you know that one friend? your best friend, the one you met when you were 11 years old, the one who helped you lock a wet dog in the mean girls' cabin at camp, the only one who laughs uncontrollably when you tell that story about that one time you hit a construction worker with your car (uh yes, that really happened), the one who just sat there with you while you rested in the hospital room the afternoon you had your first baby?

yep, this is mine.